The Simpsons Hit & Run Walkthrough

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                     3D. Level 4: An Evening With Marge
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                     For A Few Donuts More
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Talk to Bart inside the Simpsons' house.


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Well, let's go find ol' Wiggy. As soon as you get in your vehicle his police
car will zoom right past the Simpsons' house. He doesn't go too fast, so stay
on his tail and you'll end up at Lard Lad's Donuts.

It seems he has a donut monkey on his back and before he'll tell us anything
we need to find some donuts. Get back in your vehicle and wait for the donut
truck to pass by. Ram into the donut truck to get donuts out of it. This is
just like a few of the earlier missions where any good side hit will get a
dropped item.

Turn around after you've gathered the 10 donuts and go back to Lard Lad's and
talk to Wiggum again to get the location of the crop circle.


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                        Redneck Roundup
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Talk to Cletus at his shack in the hick part of town.


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We need to see that crop circle, dag blast it! Take off after Cletus, but you 
also have to pick up every item he drops.

Chasing him is no problem, but it might sometimes be a hassle if you have to
reverse to get an item you missed. I suggest using a faster car, and if you
want to know at what points he'll drop items:

   -Near his shack at the start of the chase.
   -Near the tomacco field.
   -Inside one of the tunnels in the power plant.
   -In front of Burns' mansion.
   -Just before the bridge jump.
   -Near the school.
   -Near the gas station.


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                        Ketchup Logic
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Talk to Cletus at the gas station next to the Kwik-E-Mart.


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Geez, now we're friggin' farmers. You'll need to buy Marge's Inmate costume
for 300 coins, and the closest place would be the Kwik-E-Mart. If you need
cash you can search near the Simpsons' house and around the Kwik-E-Mart.

Once you have the orange jumpsuit on, go back and get in Cletus' truck.

Oh, harvest KETCHUP. Get going quickly and grab the packet straight ahead.
It'll be a left turn from there for another packet, then another left turn.

Drive straight up the fire engine ladder to get the third.

From here they're all pretty easy to spot as long as you pay attention to the
radar and which way it's pointing. You'll end up going through Burns' mansion
and coming out inside the power plant. 

The final ketchup packet is over a jump so go to the left (through the 
Stonecutters' tunnel) and turn around. Press on the accelerator and gather 
enough speed to make the jump that's right in the center of the power plant
and get the last packet.

The final thing to do is drop of Cletus at his shack, but one of those black
sedans will be on you as soon as you leave the power plant. He should be easy
to lose if you cut through the field next to the red cow barn.

Pull into Cletus' shack to finish the mission.


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                    Return of the Nearly-Dead             
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Talk to Hans Moleman at the cemetary.


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Grampa must have some useful info, but you have to get there before Chief
Wiggum locks the doors.

This race is a joke. It goes without saying that you should have a fast
vehicle (though I'm saying it because there are those people who just have
to try and race with the Plow King).

Wiggum will probably get held up on the road between the Simpsons' house and
the Kwik-E-Mart, giving you the perfect opportunities to pass him or get a 
good lead.


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                     Wolves Stole My Pills             
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Talk to Grampa at the Retirement Castle.


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Man, bullies nowadays steal anything and everything. Grab a vehicle and hurry
on over to the school. Don't forget about the shortcut on the left side of
the entrance.

Talk to Nelson at the baseball diamond only to find out that he traded the
medication for Playdudes. Good trade...

But we still need those meds, so get back in your vehicle and drive to the
front of the school to find the black sedan. It's chasin' time.

Follow the black sedan and collect all the meds that get dropped. Remember not
to go TOO fast or you may pass by an item.

Once you get the last item in the rich area, turn around and go back to the
Retirement Castle. As you pass the school a black sedan will start chasing
you. Evade it by cutting between cars and near obstacles, and try taking the
shortcut on the left in front of the church. This shortcut goes through a
narrow alley and a long jump over some wrecked vehicles.

Drop off the meds with Grampa and get right back in your vehicle because this
old guy has fallen asleep. Go to the Kwik-E-Mart and get some caffeine pills
to wake him up.


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                         The Cola Wars
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Talk to Bart in his room from the backyard window.


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It's time to kick conspiracy butt as officer Marge. You're already in Bart's
room, so buy the Police costume. Check yourself in the mirror to start the
mission.

This mission will be entirely on-foot (the first one of it's kind I believe).
Start by getting the one in the Simpsons' treehouse then just follow the path
of soda cans that lead you to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Use the steam vent on top of the Duff truck to get all the soda cans up there.
Then jump down and use the billboard next to the gas station to get on that
roof and collect all the cans.

The third spot to go to is the Lard Lad's Donuts roof. Use the steam vent
behind the building. Jump down when you're done and collect all the donuts in
the parking lots to complete the mission. 


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                       From Outer Space             
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Mission Start
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Talk to Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart.


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Ah, so the cola's the thing...

Get in a vehicle with toughness and some speed (Canyonero) and start
following the Buzz Cola trucks. They give you a whole 2 minutes to destroy
each one.

When destroying a vehicle, head-on collisions (with a vehicle or wall) will
take the most damage. You can also trap a vehicle between obtstacles and let
it destroy itself, though that may take too long.

You can destroy the second truck easily by following it through Burns'
mansion. Stay on it's tail when you go through the tunnel at the end in order
to crash right into it at the bottom of the tunnel. The truck won't stand a
chance with a wall in front and you behind.

So you destroyed all them three of them easily, just like I said. Drive on
over to the Simpsons' house.

Aw damn it, Wiggum is peeved because we took his precious cola away. Drive
through the driveway shortcut near the Simpsons' house and just drive down the
road without hitting anything. Wiggum will get lost without a problem.

Drive back to the Simpsons' house to complete the mission.


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                      Beached Love (Bonus)             
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Talk to Comic Book Guy next to the cemetary.


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Sweet mother, is the tub of lard still dating the wrinkly sack of dust? I 
guess so.

Get a fast vehicle and race over to the school. You can find one gift on the
front lawn, two on the baseball diamond, and just follow the rest of the gifts
to get on the roof and get them all.

Now get back in your fast vehicle and drive back to Comic Book Guy to complete
the bonus mission and unlock his Kremlin.


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                       3E. Level 5: The Apu Redemption
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                     Incriminating Caffeine
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Drive to the cola truck in the trains area. 


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Apu must redeem himself for selling a tainted product (he has a lot of
redeeming to do). He's decided to start by finding out who manufactured the
tainted Buzz Cola.

Get in your vehicle and the mission will begin. It's your basic chase and
collect mission, not very different from the previous ones you've encountered.

So follow the cola truck, not accelerating too much or you may pass an item.
Be careful not to get too far behind when the truck gets on the expressway
because there are different on-ramps to go through.

Once you grab the last item next to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club
(AKA mob central), you're done.


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                      ...and Baby Makes 8
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Talk to Louie next to the mob hideout near Moe's Tavern.


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The mafiosos have nothing to do with the evil soda running, but they still
think you shouldn't poke your nose in someone else's business.

The first limo to evade will appear as soon as you make your way to the
hospital. The limo will drive between two vehicles to get to you, so if you
stay on the left or right side and keep going it'll give you a big lead. It
shouldn't be a problem to lose the first limo.

You can get to the hospital by cutting through the fountain, but there will be
another limo waiting for you. Drive through the hospital driveway and then
take off. You can go either towards the bad part of town (where you just came
from), or to the tunnel that leads to downtown. BUT, don't go too far. If you
lose the limo but you're far away, you won't have any time left on the clock.

Once you lose the second limo just drive back to the hospital driveway.


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                       Eight is Too Much
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Talk to Dr. Hibbert at the hospital.


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Well gee golly gumdrop, now we get to gather diapers!

You'll need to buy the Car Built for Homer (The Homer as I call it) for 500
coins. Buy it from Homer in the hospital parking lot.

Once that is settled get in and pull out of the parking lot to find the red
Shelbyville van. This is your basic hit and collect mission where a good side
hit will make the vehicle drop an item.

Because this area has lots of obstacles like trees and uneven store fronts,
you can gather the items quickly by trapping the vehicle between you and an
obstacle. It'll drop items quicker than you can say "super caligraphic mega
expealidocious is a weird word but not as weird as this long sentence this 
guy is making me read".
 
Drive back to the hospital and talk to Hibbert once you have the last item.


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                       This Little Piggy             
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Talk to Krusty at the Krusty Burger near the construction building.


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Krusty isn't a big enough low-life scumbag, but if we follow Wiggum we may
find one. But first let's get some clothing that make Apu look American. The
closest place is Moe's Tavern, so head on over there and buy the American
costume for 425 coins. Man, Apu's level is becoming expensive.

Drive back to Krusty Burger and look at yourself in the window glass to start
the mission.

How do we find the police? By following the trail of donuts of course! Turn
the corner and grab the first donut to start.

The donuts are all in plain view, and even then you have the radar to help
out. It may become difficult in the slalom run through the tunnel, but just
slow down a bit. It'll waste more time to reverse for an item you passed.
Follow the donuts on through downtown and to the police station (which I 
could've figured out without the trail of donuts, thank you).

Now get on Wiggum's tail and don't lose him. His police car is sort of fast,
but Wiggum is so wreckless he'll be crashing into everything is his path. Just
stay behind him and get ready to turn if one of the vehicles gets in your way.

The whole chase will be fairly easy and you'll end up at the DMV. Ah, Snake!
Lowest of the low-life scumbags.


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                      Never Trust a Snake
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Talk to Snake at the DMV.


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This time we're collecting garbage off the streets to get Snake's info. Don't
you just love this level?

Start by getting a fast vehicle (the Longhorn, perhaps) then start chasing 
after the garbage truck. The thing is extremely slow, so just roll along
behind it and pick up the items.

The last item will be at the beginning of downtown. Well, not quite last. Now
you have to run all over this part of the level and colect more garbage.

I suppose there are different ways of doing this, but I have a path that
guarentees beating this mission. Start by driving to the monorail plaform
stairs and doing a fast U-turn so that the Longhorn is facing the direction
you just came from.

Now climb up the stairs and collect all the garbage along the way, then jump
across the monorail and get the next two on the roof.

Jump down from the roof and run to the concrete island in the middle of the
street circle. Get the four items there.

This next part is up to chance. You need to get into a SMALL car. Not an
ambulance or something, one of the small cars that have some speed. Take this
car and drive up the escalator next to the purple Sit & Rotate Room to get a
few more items.

Now drive to the alley behind the Krusty Burger. About halfway through the
alley there is gap between the buildings with two items. Park the car in there
and get the two items.

Run back into the alley and climb up the ramp. Get the items along the way and
then use the steam vents at the end to get on the roof of the building.
Collect those items.

Jump down and get back inside the small car you just had and drive to the
fire engine ladder ramp. Drive up the ramp slowly to get the items, then start
turning to the right at the end of the ladder. If you landed correctly you
should be facing the other way so you can grab the last two items.

Drive back to the street where you parked the Longhorn (under the monorail)
and get inside the Longhorn. Drive straight toward the expressway.

At the intersection the arrows will tell you to turn right, but DO NOT turn
right. Keep going straight and follow this road to take a shortcut jump over
the expressway.

Make a sharp right turn at the end and drive back to the DMV. Talk to Snake
and pick up the information inside the DMV.

Empty? Why that dirty son of a...


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Talk to Snake at the DMV.


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Yea, sure. Community service...

Head over to the expressway, but take the left turn at the intersection. This
is that same shortcut from the previous mission. Head straight at the end
and Wiggum will start chasing you.

Drive into downtown and just drive through or near cars and obstacles to make
Wiggum slow down. You should be able to lose him easily by driving from one
end of downtown to the other.

Once Wiggum is off your case you can drive to the Googoplex and run into the
armored car.

Let me tell you, Snake's car is WEAK. It cannot take a good hit, so can you
imagine what will happen when trying to destroy an armored car.

But that doesn't matter because there is NO time limit! You could take all
day to destroy it if you wish. Not that you would want to. 

The best way to destroy this vehicle is not to crash into it, but to make it
crash into obstacles. Just get alongside it and start to nudge it to the right
or left. Make sure there some obstacles on the side and the armored car will
keep crashing into them.

If your car starts smoking, STOP hitting anything. There are repair wrenches
at both ends of the expressway.


EXTRA TIP (sent in by Arjun Ratnayake):
You can also just sit by and let the armored car destroy itself as it drives
around town. Go make a sandwich or something and watch some TV, then come back
and finish it off with a few bumps.


Get back to the Snake's hideout after destroying the armored car. Wiggum will
be waiting for you, but you can lose him by driving through the street with
potholes near Snake's hideout.

Drop off Snake to FINALLY find out who the trucks belong to.


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                       Curious Curator
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Talk to Bart next to the mob hideout near Moe's Tavern.


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We're off to see the curator. Get going quickly and don't stop no matter what
(which shouldn't be a problem in Bart's new car).

Once you get to the museum the curator will try to escape, so chase after him!
His car is pretty fast, but all you need to do is cut him off at the turns. If
you manage to get a few good hits that crush the car between you and a wall or
obstacle then it should be over in the town square area.

Drive back to the museum to end the mission and reveal the evil mysterious
conspiracy of doom!


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                      Kinky Frinky (Bonus)
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Talk to Professor Frink in front of The Java Server cafe.


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Cool, a killer Hover Car. Frink wants you to chase it down and disbale it by
crashing the hell out of it.

It's just like any other damage mission. Get in a fast and tough car and smash
the hover car between you and a wall. The turns are the perfect place to catch
it, but you can also sideswipe it on the road.

Drive back to The Java Server and talk to Frink to end the mission and unlock
the Hover Car as your own.