Video Gaming News - May 2002

Redmond, WA (May 17, 2002) - Microsoft today announced the next contestant competing for "the prize" in its upcoming game, Whacked!.

From Microsoft:

As a teenager growing up in her small Midwestern hometown, Lucy was a shy and homely bookworm whose only friend was her library card. But deep down inside, Lucy was a girl with a wicked imagination and a burning desire to succeed by any means necessary. So, following in the footsteps of her idol, Pamela Anderson, Lucy underwent radical transformative cosmetic surgery as soon as she reached the age of consent. Soon thereafter, she moved her bodacious body to the bright lights of Hollywood, where she quickly established her career as the reigning queen of straight-to-video cinema. Armed with an oversized libido and an overpowering desire to conquer mankind, Lucy is now ready to step out into the spotlight of legitimate entertainment and make an impression in the laps of millions of Whacked! enthusiasts the world over. Everything seems to excite this little vixen, and nothing, not even clothing, gets in her way –- in fact, as soon as the camera is on her, Lucy just seems to have the hardest time keeping her clothes on! But don’t mistake this fun-loving sensualist for just your average bimbo. Possessing a lust for knowledge bred during her years spent lurking in the stacks at her local library, Lucy is a woman of both sound mind and astounding body.

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