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IV: A Healthy Mind in a Healthy Body & Other Lies [HMHB]
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It’s no longer winter but not much else has changed. You’ll notice that Blue
Skies Industry Park is still blocked off but never fear there are a few new
places that will appear in later missions.
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Stronghold Assault [SRAS]
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Unlocks:
Spud gun (weapon)
Jocks Challenge
Funhouse
Paparazzi
Respect:
Nerds +55
Money:
Inside the library Algie is bullying Pete and then when Jimmy asks Alqie to
help him he suddenly develops a backbone and flat out says no, why that little
ingrate, after we escorted him to the toilet. Well Pete, being the smart guy
he is, points us in the direction of Earnest, if we convince him to help us
all the Nerd’s will fall into line but then we already helped Earnest way back
when so he already owes us, I swear Nerds may be smart but they sure are
forgetful.
Beat up the Nerds outside the library to find out where Earnest is, at the
observatory, that’s right the school does have one. Go to the right side of
the library and jump over the damaged wall, Thad is protecting the entrance
but one hit will make him change his mind and he’ll give you the key-code.
Open the door and prepare for the surprisingly powerful wrath of the nerds.
Jump over the first barrier and there should be three nerds in the area, each
with a bottle rocket launcher, don’t let them get the chance to use them and
rush up to each of them and force them into unarmed combat, hopefully you
shouldn’t get hit more than twice and they will drop soda cans.
Jump the next barrier and then you’ll be faced by another three nerds in the
first area, take them out before they can use their projectiles and then head
forward, a couple of nerds will attempt to rush you in the passage by it’s
easy work to take them out, keep going dodging attacks by the nerd above and
going around the rocka up the path and beat up the nerd above before continuing
to beat up the next nerd of ground level and then again taking out the next
one on a ridge above you. Now take out the nerd guarding the next doorway.
Over this barricade you’ll reach the observatory and Earnest isn’t happy, hop
the barrier and take out the two nerd using projectile weapons so you don’t
get hit by the automatic spud cannon. After they’re taken care of rush between
cover (to avoid being hit by the spud cannon) to the gates of the observatory
and take out the last two nerds. Now back up a little bit so you can see the
transformer (he’s the yellow thing with the flashing light to the left of the
cannon) so you can shoot it but not get hit, a couple charged hits with a
slingshot or a bottle rocket will ruin it. Oddly enough this causes the gate
to automatically open and Earnest will lock himself inside the observatory,
get on the spud cannon and keep firing at the door until it’s broken open,
nerds will fire at you from the window but they‘ve never hit me, seems they‘re
more for show than anything else.
Inside Earnest isn’t playing ball and still insists on fighting you, he’s on
another spud cannon so take cover behind the pillars. Target the balconies
supports by pressing C, there are two of them and a couple of charged
slingshot hits will knock them down. After you’ve knocked two of them out
that part of the balcony will collapse and Earnest will move onto the next
section where he’ll throw multiple firecrackers at you, it’s the same tactic
target the two supports to knock down the balcony but make sure you’re not
near any firecrackers, he always misses a spot so you shouldn’t get hit.
After you’ve knocked down that balcony he’s back on a portable spud cannon
just keep behind the pillars and wait for him to reload before knocking out
the supports.
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Here’s to you Ms. Philips [HTYP]
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Unlocks:
Galloway Away
Respect:
Money: $50.00
Poor, poor Jimmy, well you can’t say he’s not ambitious, seems he’s got the
wrong end of the stick and thinks he’s having a date with Ms Philips.
Oh well basically this is the same deal with the Cook’s date, simply head
into town to collect a few things her dress, a bottle of perfume and her
pearl necklace. Two are in Old Bullworth vale and the last is in Bullworth
Town. You’ll notice that the Greaser you saw in the cut sense will be at the
front gates, he’ll attempt to beat you up for some reason but he’s barely an
nuisance. Head over to Old Bullworth Vale, Hair, Nails and Beauty and pick
up the perfume and the go across the way to Aquaberry to pick up the pearl
necklace. Now head over to Bullworth town and into Worn JN, used clothing,
ew, to get her dress. Finally return where Jimmy catches on and figures out
it’s notice to do with him after all. Oh well there’s still Lola.
Note there is a time limit but I completed it in less than half the time
given so you shouldn’t have any problems.
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Jocks Challenge [JKCL]
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Unlocks:
Jock Clubhouse (new save location)
Respect:
Money: $15.00
In the gym the Jocks are annoyed at the fact you’re in the gym and challenges
you to a game of dodge ball, now if you’re like me you’ve already completed
gym and you’ve done the dodgeball mini game a couple of times after completing
gym so this is nothing new nor hard, frankly is a disappointment that they
didn’t add another sport in or something, swimming laps in the swimming pool
perhaps, but I digress I assume you know how to play dodge ball by now if not
check out gym class or the dodgeball mini game sections for help. Beat them
best two out of three to complete the mission.
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Galloway Away [GLAW]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Money: $60.00
Ms Philips is distraught, seems that Galloway has booked himself into the local
insane asylum to solve his alcohol problem, that’s a first as far as I’m
concerned. Anyway head over to the path where you reached the observatory,
the passage to the outside dirt track is now open as is the passage to the
asylum (I wear this school was perfectly places between high voltage electric
cables, an insane asylum and a industrial park). Meet Ms Philips on the road
outside the asylum.
Seems she wants you to sneak into the asylum, break into the main building and
then help Mr Galloway escape, she’s not a good teacher by Jimmy agrees, I think.
Head around the right of the gates (the orderlies won’t let you in) and climb
the tree that is highlighted, go onto the branch and drop down with by pressing
down on the D-pad. Once inside the gate don’t let the orderlies see you or
you’ll be thrown out, in the inmates don’t seem to mind though. You’ll get a
cut scene where a patient talls you don’t anger the watcher…well lets do the
exact opposite. Sneak up to the statue and using your slingshot smash the
glowing light at the front of the statue in front of the main building.
This will cause a panic enabling you to sneak in the entrance.
Once inside you’ll automatically crouch, don’t change this and keep close to
the wall underneath the mesh wire and wait for the orderly to walk off into
the side room, then open the door and now you can stand up straight if you wish.
Head around the right left side of the block and reach the marked point on the
map, be wary of the orderlies, once you’ve got clear way into the room enter
it. Afterwards you’ll automatically get out of the asylum and receive a paltry
sum for breaking somebody out of an insane asylum and reuniting lost lovers.
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Paparazzi [PPZZ]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Jock -10
Nerd +5
Money: $25.00
Inside the observatory Earnest wants some dirt pictures of Mandy which
supposedly is needed for the plan to bring down the jocks, while I don’t
see this mission as anything more than to get back at Mandy, rather than
the jocks, Jimmy complies and goes off to get the pictures. There are three
you need to take in total.
1. Head over to the gym and simply take a picture of her practicing cheers,
nothing wrong with that, right?
2 Afterwards she gets sweaty and goes off to the girls dorm, you must follow.
Don’t get caught by the matrons or you’ll be thrown out (by you won’t fail
the mission). She’ll be in the bathroom taking a shower, stand in the doorway
of the shower room and take a picture of her silhouette.
3. You’ll hide in the bathroom automatically and hopefully the matron will be
on the lower floor. She’ll be in the last room on the right, stand in the
doorway again and take a picture of her shaving her legs.
After you’ve taken all three photo’s simply return them to Earnest, there isn’t
anything special that other than he’s moved to the library, just don‘t get
caught while leaving the girls dorm.
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Funhouse [FNHE]
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Unlocks:
Defender of the Castle
Respect:
Jock -10
Nerd +5
Money: $25.00
Inside the library Algie is trying to be “hip”, no wonder he gets beaten.
Seems the nerds have taken over the funhouse in the the carnival and the
football team is going to be there which makes it the perfect chance to take
them down a peg. Head over to the carnival post-haste as you are timed and
enter the marked funhouse.
Once inside go through the throat into the spinning passage way and crouch
through the hole. The two nerds you have to protect on this “quest” are being
attacked by jocks so help them out. Once that’s done climb up on the table and
interact with the book on the far left to bring down the ladder, climb it.
You’ll be in the graveyard room now, there is grim reapers set into the walls
and they’re drop their scythes at regular intervals so wait for them to drop and
then run past until you reach the control room on the far side. Once inside the
control room take control of the scythes and drop them on the jocks that are
chasing the nerds, after you’ve taken out three jocks leave the control room
and find the nerds.
In the next room is a small maze, simply check it for the nerds, it’s not big
enough to cause a major challenge but if you need help just head left from the
start and keep to the left side of the wall and you’ll find the both and the
exit. In the next room notice the ladder right in front of you, climb it and
beat the jock above, now activate the control pad to disable the miners.
This will allow the nerds to pass, keep going along the top walkway and beat
up another two jocks and activate the next two control panels to allow the
nerds to completely get past this room.
Once out of the mine the nerds will go missing again but they’re just looking
at themselves in the two mirrors in the next room, climb up the stairs and
lead them past the cardboard audience out into the carnival.
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Defender of the Castle [DOTC]
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Unlocks:
Discretion Reassured
Nice Outfit
Respect:
Jock -10
Nerd +20
Money: $25.00
In the observatory Earnest is panicking, the jocks are coming to “kill” the
nerds and there defences are broken, it’s take time to fix them so you’re
going to have to hold off the jocks so Earnest can fix it.
Head out to the first barricade, defend it from the jocks in full football
uniform they’re going to charge it and damage it, hold off as many as you
can and when it falls help back to the next defence. Also watch out for
being attacked from behind, I found nerds just firing bottle rockets into
my back because they couldn’t get a clear shot.
Once you’re back to the observatory hand the spun cannon, now it’s just a
simple case of holding down the fire button and taking out the waves of
jocks that come at you. It’s important to note that thankfully you control
the spun cannon with the analogue stick and not the Wiimote’s sensor.
I counted five pairs of football clad jocks but that might change depending
on your ability to hold them off on the first barricade.
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Discretion Reassured [DIRS]
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Unlocks:
Mandy now likes you (Girlfriend)
Respect:
Nerd -5
Money:
In the gym Mandy is embarrassed, the nerds have posted pictures of her all
over town and campus, Jimmy after being the cause of her current problem
generously offers to help.
For this mission you have to cover up the posters that are around town,
simply go to the marked locations and then “tag” them to cover them up.
This mission is timed and perhaps the only time when it may be a little tight.
There are two posters of Mandy on campus, one at the back of the main building
being gawked at by bullies, despite their protests they know who’s boss and
won’t stop you covering it up. The second one is over by the side of the
library, again some nerds are looking at it but they won’t stop you either.
Head into Bullworth Town and then to the Yum Yum market to pick up some more
spray paint, after that head over to the abandoned cinema and cover up the
poster, the adults that are watching won’t consider it vandalism, good thing
you came along because that’s jailbait. You’ll now see a seen where Thad will
put up another poster, one where she’s on the toilet, I don’t remember taking
that one.
Now this is where it can get tricky Thad will be going around town cleaning up
posters you’ve already covered if you’re not fast enough. Head over to town
hall to clean up the top poster and head down to the shopping area for what
should be the last marked poster. This will be eyed over by some Jocks,
these will attack you if you attempt to cover over the poster so get in a
pre-emptive strike and after they’re down cover the poster. Thad will have
probably cleaned up after poster by now so head over to the last poster he’s
cleaned up and hopefully you’ll see him fleeing the scene, beat him so he
doesn’t do it again, then it’s just a matter of cleaning the remaining posters.
Once that’s done head back to the Boy’s Dorm to get some, appreciation from
Mandy.
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Nice Outfit [NCOF]
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Unlocks:
Mascot Outfit (clothes)
The Big Game
Respect:
Jocks -10
Nerds +5
Money:
At the observatory Earnest wants to steal the mascot suit and naturally you’re
the guy for the job. Head over to the football field and beat up the mascot to
fill up his annoyance meter. He’ll run around the field trying to avoid you
while jocks will attempt to hit you, it can be annoying (for both parties) but
you should do it without too much hassle. Alternately you could just climb up
the tree and relive the mission Slingshot and just peg away at the mascot with
projectiles.
After you’ve filled the annoyance meter Jimmy will take off towards the gym,
the mascot with jocks at the rear will chase after you. Once you enter the gym
the nerds will take out the jocks leaving only the mascot. You’ll now have a
fight with the mascot, that suit must have extra padding or something because
he’s strong. Once you’ve knocked his health down to yellow he’ll hit you and
somehow stun you, shake the Wiimote hard and dodge his bull charge and after
he’s hit the wall lay into him. Repeat this as many times as it takes until
his health is down to red. Now just beat him the next step of the way until
you can perform a humiliation move on him to end the fight with style.
There is a soda can in the corner if you need some more health during the fight.
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The Big Game [TBGM]
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Unlocks:
Chapter V: The Rise and Fall of Jimmy Hopkins, Aged 15
Making a Mark
Cheating Time
Respect:
Nerds +10
Jocks to 100
Money: $25.00
Inside the observatory Earnest is having a little me time between him and a
magazine while Jimmy stands over and watches. Once Earnest is aware of Jimmy’s
presence he tells him to out and find his agents in the field, or nerds to me
and you. Once you come out you’ll be automatically in the Mascot suit and will
have to perform the Mascot dance to Thad to make sure you’re convincing enough
to be the mascot (despite the fact the jocks should know we had stolen the
suit). Target Thad using C and then press down on the D-pad to perform the
dance. It’s a combination of Wiimote and Nunchuk swings but it’s very simple,
if not a little long and tedious. Once you’ve successfully completed the
dance you’ll allowed to leave. Before you can get to the field you’ll meet
a group of Jocks perform the dance to get past, now this is really where
this mission can get annoying, each time you see a group of jocks or
cheerleaders they’ll ask you to do the dance, while you can run away/beat
them up to prevent doing the dance its just a lot easier but the problem is
the dance is so long you get bored of it after the second time.
Nerd Agent 1: Behind the first set of bleachers you’re given a rigged football
loaded with firecrackers. Your task is to replace the actual game ball with it.
You’ll probably have to do a dance to get to the bag in front of the jock’s
clubhouse without a problem. Once done you’ll see a cut-scene.
Nerd Agent 2: Behind the next set of bleachers you’ll be given some glue.
You’ve got four spots to place the glue on the benches and you’ll have to do the
dance on the left side to live in peace. After you’ve glued all four points
along the bench you’ll get another cut-scene.
Nerd Agent 3: On the path to Harrington house you’ll be given the idea to pee
in the jocks water cooler. Enter the Gym through the swimming pool room to
avoid doing the dance to the cheerleaders and then go down to the changing
room area, perform the dance to get rid of the jocks and then “enhance” the
favour of their water cooler. Once you leave the gym you’ll receive another
cut-scene.
Nerd Agent 4: On the path to the Auto shop you’ll receive the quest, scatter
marbles over the football field (surely that wouldn’t work on glass?).
Throw them near the three yellow markers on the field and watch the ensuing
cut-scene.
Nerd Agent 5: Found directly in front of the fountain after you’ve done the four
other tasks. The scoreboard has been altered all you need to do is get to the
switch to activate it. Race straight across the field (avoiding Mr Burton) and
get to the cheerleaders, perform the dance to them and any jocks that have
taken an interest before hacking the scoreboard to the right.
Well the big day has arrived, you showdown with Ted the jocks captain. Ted will
be defended by three other jocks who have developed super fighting powers that
prevent you from getting close, meanwhile Ted will be throwing firecracker
loaded American footballs at you. Dodge them by moving to the sides when you
see them coming and quickly pick them up, next aim at a defender and throw it
to knock them out, the front defender is a badass and will take two direct hits
to knock out.
Once you’ve knocked out the first defence Ted will go back and Bo
(I think that’s his name) will get up and go back with him before another two
defenders join them. Beat up the jocks that come attack you and repeat the
throwing pattern again. Once again Ted will move back and Bo will join him
before another couple of defenders come along. Jocks will start attacking
two at a time now but it’s still the same ballgame, just keep dodging the
footballs and throwing them back at the defenders. After you’ve finished the
last defence off Ted will make a run for it and the jocks will attempt to
tackle you, to complete the mission you have to tackle Ted, chase after him
and when he stops target him with C and then press Z to tackle to take him
out with no fight.
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