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III: Love Makes the World Go Round [LMWR]
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New Coventry is now unlocked and as you may have noticed by the decorations
it’s Christmas time and there is snow. Also note that the detention is no
longer mowing lawns but shovelling snow.
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Balls of Snow [BOSW]
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Unlocks:
Reindeer Antlers (Clothes)
Miracle on Bullworth St.
Respect:
Money: $20.00
In New Coventry a drunk Santa who has problems, major ones. Jimmy being Jimmy
tries to help out in a way that he can, beating up the kids that have been
beating him up.
Climb up the ladder and camp out at the highlighted area. The aim is to throw
snowballs from above high upon those marked by the pointy arrow of pointyness.
It shouldn’t be any real problem, just remember to aim ahead of those in motion
to hit them and you can only throw so far so wait for them to come into range.
Also make sure you DON’T hit any adults, as fun as it may seem hit enough and
the fuzz will turn up and Rudy (the Jolly Father Christmas) will get nicked.
Those on bikes can be an annoyance but they always come back, after 10 hits
you’ll complete the mission
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Miracle on Bullworth St. [MOBS]
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Unlocks:
Elf Costume (Clothes)
Nutcrackin’
Respect:
Money:
Behind the drug store the Santa has just taken a leak. It seems that another,
fake, Santa is taking his trade on town square.
Well how can you turn down a request from Chris Cringle himself, rush over to
the town square, just in front of the city hall and destroy everything you can,
while it doesn’t matter in which order you destroy things it’ll tell you what
to do anyway.
Destroy the snowman.
Destroy Santa’s Sleigh.
Destroy the Candles.
Destroy the Presents.
Destroy the Candy Canes
Destroy the Castle
Now while you’re doing this you’ll be attack by Elves and beat too many of them
up and the police will arrive so focus on destroying the set. Destroying the
Castle is the hardest part, you have to repeatedly hit the base of the castle
on both sides for it to fall over. Once you’ve wiped out all the set you’ll
complete the mission.
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Christmas is Here [CMIH]
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Unlocks:
Cheerful Reindeer Sweater (clothes)
Respect:
Money:
Simply go to he headmaster’s office to receive your, one and only Christmas
present from your mother. A horrible reindeer woolly jumper. Horary “mission“
completed. Now go change.
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Cook’s Crush [COCH]
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Unlocks:
Cook’s date
Respect:
Money: $40.00
In the cafeteria the cook is getting ready for her date, with Dr Watts,
she’ll require some chocolates, some perfume and some sedatives.
1.Collect the chocolates from the shop if you haven’t already got some
2. Distract the teachers around the teachers lounge, generally by throwing
something at them or punching them, lose the heat and then sneak back into
the staffroom to gain the perfume.
3. Head downtown and route around in the bins behind the Easy Drugs drugs
store, in the bins for the sedatives.
Now just give them to the cook.
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Nerd Challenge [NDCG]
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Unlocks:
Nerd Clubhouse (New Save Location)
Bottle Rocket Launcher (weapon)
Respect:
Money:
In Dragon Wing Comics you’ll find the Nerd’s haven in the town, they’re
having a meeting of some sort and won’t let you join their club unless you
beat Fatty’s high score on the sumo mini-game.
Head over to the game and try to beat 1,010lbs. In the game you have to
collect healthy food like fish and rice balls which will increase your
weight and avoid unhealthy foods which will decrease your weight.
Other sumo wrestlers are around and they’ll bounce you around the arena and
lastly the blowfish will make you lose a life, you’ve got three lives so
good luck. It’s more a bore that a task really. Afterwards you’ll get a
new place to crash and a new weapon, the bottle rocket launcher in your room.
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Comic Klepto [CMKO]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Money: $30.00
Outside the Dragon Wing Comics the comic book guy is having problems, he’s
had some comics stolen, he offers you money and comics to get them back.
You have to get the comics back from the klepto before he makes it back to
the school grounds. Well you’ve got two choices you can either stay on the
bike and attempt to punch him off and beat him senseless, it’s what you’re
meant to do but I find it trickier or you can get as close as you can on the
bike then jump off and sprint up to him and pull him off and then beat him
senseless. Either way once you’ve got the comics take them back to the owner
and stiff him for six times the amount of money he offered.
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Cook’s date [CKDE]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Money: $50.00
While hiding in a bush waiting for the Cook’s date to start climb the tree
and sit on the tree (by pressing Z on the branch) before the timer runs out.
This mission is basically like the Candidate, you have to keep the people
from looking and laughing at Edna so shoot all those with arrows above their
heads to stop Edna getting embarrassed. Keep them away long enough and Edna
will have her way with him.
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Nutcracker’ [NTCK]
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Unlocks:
Nutcracker Suit (clothes)
Rudy The Red Nosed Santa
Respect:
Money:
Oh not it seems like the Christmas pageant is in trouble and Ms Peters is
missing a lead percussionist and you’re being blackmailed into participating.
Basically you’re taking part in a very long music lesson, just move the
Wiimote and Nunchuk in time with the beat, there are several songs and it’s
very long so you shouldn’t real,ly have a problem.
Note that the nutcracker suit doesn’t seem to always appear for people, it’s
a common glitch.
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Rudy The Red Nosed Santa [RRNS]
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Unlocks:
Jealous Johnny
Respect:
Money: $50.00
Santa needs some “decorations” for his grotto. Simply follow the marked
locations of the map and pick up anything that sparkles. After you’ve picked
up three items some elves will turn up and attempt to beat you, knock them
sideways or just ignore them (and I just noticed that the humiliation moves
done on a Elf is the same for a normal sized teenager, not a little kid so
the animation is completely off) either way after you’ve gained all five
items bring them back to Rudy.
Now it’s just the task of taking five good pictures of the kids with Santa,
make sure they’re (the kids) are facing the camera and are smiling, there
isn’t a time limit so take your time and have fun with the joys of working
with children.
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Jealous Johnny [JEJN]
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Unlocks:
Bait
Respect:
Greasers +5
Money: $20.00
Underneath the bridge Johnny is going a little crazy, women troubles.
Lola is cheating on Johnny but he can’t be sure he’s not just being paranoid
so he want’s you to take pictures of the two of them.
You need three pictures of the couple, Lola kissing Gord, Gord giving Lola
gifts and the two of them holding hands. You have to do it without getting
spotted so keep a decent distance away and use your zoom on the camera, if
you get too close they’ll stop and you won’t be able to perve on them.
If you missed any chance of getting a photo don’t worry they repeat often.
After you’ve got all three head back and give them to Johnny.
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Bait [BAIT]
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Unlocks:
Bike Park (location)
Wrong Part of Town
Tagging
Glass House
Respect:
Preppies -5
Greasers +5
Money: $20.00
Under the bridge Johnny is still a little crazy and he wants Gord to pay.
Head over to Gord who is riding around town really slowly, punch him
(while on your bike) to get him to follow you and hightail it to the bike park,
avoiding his friends. Once lured inside they’ll all ride around on bikes
attempting to hit one another, great. Well if you want you can join in riding
around on your bike attempting to hit people but really the best option is
to get off your bike and attack them using projectiles to knock them off their
feet, then you can either keep shooting them or deal with them hand to hand,
its an easy fight so you shouldn’t have any real problems.
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Wrong Part of Town [WPOT]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Nerd +5
Greaser -5
Money: $20.00
In the library Earnest is really distraught, seems Algie is in troubleas Johnny
thinks he’s after Lola. Seems Cornelius might have some idea where Algie is
so first port of call, find Cornelius. He’s being intimated by some Greasers.
After he tells them were Algie is most will spilt leaving only two to beat up
Cornelius, help him out and prevent him from getting hurt, he’ll then tell you
where Algie really is.
Head down to New Coventry to the marked spot to find Algie, Lola is trying to
convince Chad to give him $100.00 and when she walks out both Chad and Algie are
heartbroken. The Greasers suddenly find you so you’re off on the bikes. While
Chad drives you have to keep the Greasers away with your slingshot while he gets
back to campus. Use charged shots to take people off their bikes (or a couple
non-charged shots) and watch out for firecrackers and eggs being thrown at you,
not that you can dodge them but shoot those holding first. He goes around the
houses a bit and there is one break. After you get back just take Algie to
Earnest who is just ahead.
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Tagging [TGGG]
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Unlocks:
Tagging (ability)
Greasers Challenge
Lola’s Race
Respect:
Greaser -25
Peppie -5
Money: $210.00 (its possible that this amount changes depends where you
place your tags)
Jimmy is having fun with the preppies but it’s really the preppies that
have the last laugh, they want you to teach the greasers a lesson by
tagging the walls around New Coventry. Head down to the bridge where you
normally meet Johnny.
Once you’re at the bridge head up to the highlighted spot, you’ll going
to do your first tag with the spray paint given to you. Just follow the
line on the display with your analogue stick while pressing A.
From now on you’ll be able to buy spray paint from convenience stores or
found lying around (mainly Greaser hang-outs). Seeing as the preppies only
gave you enough spray paint for one tag go get another.
For the rest of the mission you have to tag five areas around New Coventry,
there are many to choose from but the big money is made from tagging those
on the rooftops. Try to keep away from Greasers and police while tagging,
sometimes it can’t be helped so you can try to complete it before you get
beaten/caught but it’s not that likely. You’ve only got five slots to fill
so try to get them all up high to get maximum money payout. However I was
never able to get up on one of the roofs so couldn’t see if the money given
is any higher, also note for me one of the tags on the rooftops didn’t
show up as a tag (the symbol wasn’t there nor was the tag afterwards) just
the command button but it still seemed to count.
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Glass House [GLHU]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Money: $40.00
Mr Galloway is drunk again, to keep the booze out of harms way he downs the
bottle. Hattrick is at it again and Jimmy recommends revenge.
Head over to the car park and equip your skateboard, hitch a ride on the back
of Mr Hattrick’s car by pressing Z on the back bumper to follow him all the
way to his house. Now sneak onto his property and cause some damage. You’ll
see a meter come up on the right you’ll need to fill it to complete the
mission, to do this you have to break pots, plants, windows and prety much
anything that will break. He will call the police after some damage has been
caused which can make his mission a pain in the ass but if you don’t cause
any damage and go around to the back of the house and find the Greenhouse
(see the reason of the name of the mission) and after you destroyed all the
plants within and the glass panes (roof ones as well) you’ll almost have
filled the meter. The police will be patrolling the garden by now so avoid
them and break some pots or something dotted around to completely fill it,
then escape out the way you came
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Greasers Challenge [GRCG]
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Unlocks:
Blue Ball Pool Hall (New Save Location)
Respect:
Money:
Jimmy’s decided he wants the Blue Ball Pool Hall and to get it he’s going to
beat up a load of kids, thereby owning it, or something along that logic,
either way it works. Take out the first three Greasers and then another three
will come in but it shouldn’t be too much trouble. After you’ve beaten up
six people enjoy your new pad.
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Lola’s Race [LLRC]
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Unlocks:
Lola now likes you (Girlfriend)
Tenements
Respect:
Greaser -25
Money:
In new Coventry Lola and Johnny are having relationship issues. Jimmy turns up
and the ever jealous Johnny gets testy, Lola exasperates matters by saying
Jimmy’s fast, frankly that sound more like an insult than a compliment but
regardless Johnny steps in saying “nobodies fast like me”.
This is basically a bike race just very long and harder (I found) not to mention
a few extra little surprises thrown in for good measure. There are three other
competitors, Johnny (naturally) and two other Greasers (for some unknown reason)
all of which have no trouble punching you whenever they can and throwing things
at you but treat it like any other bike race, keep hammering the A button, try
to get an early lead and remain in the front and keep watching the arrows of
the course so you don’t end up going down the wrong street. Again I don’t
recommend throwing anything at the other bikers unless you’re behind already,
way behind, away from any splash damage fire crackers do. Aside from the basics
Johnny (or some other malevolent being) has set up some traps. There first on is
on the rail tracks where carriages move towards you, they’ll stop just before
hitting you and you can see them coming so they’re not a big deal but they will
restrict the path. The second one is the old, knock down a tree routine so
either bunny hop over it or you can take the shortcut around the curve thus
missing the path of the tree, to take the shortcut you have to cycle through
the boarded up shaft, don’t worry you’ll make it through. The final last trap
is when you re-enter New Coventry where the Greasers will knock down two trees
in quick succession but again small bunny hops will get over them easily.
Soon after that the race is over so I hope you’re first.
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Tenements [TNTS]
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Unlocks:
The rumble
Discreet Deliveries
Respect:
Greaser -10
Money: $20.00
Under the meeting bridge yet again Lola is as treacherous as ever and
needs her stuff back and you’re the guy to ask. Sadly it seems Jimmy is
as weak to a women as any 15 year old boy and off we go, to break into
the Greasers hangout to steal back some items which we could easily just
buy for her.
Head over to the other side of New Coventry, hopefully on a bike or
something because by now you won’t be too popular. Head around to the
side of the building and pick up the rubber band and transistor if you
haven’t already , next enter the highlighted window.
Once inside head straight across the hallway into the opposite room,
they’ll be two Greasers one with a plank so take him out first and
then the second one. On the table in the corner is Lola’s address book.
In the room on the far end of the ground floor in the right room is a
couple more Greasers you can beat them up or attempt to get past without
them noticing you, either way head up the stairs next. Those keen eyed
may notice that one room is boarded up and a item is in there, don’t
worry about that yet we’ll come back to that.
On the next floor you’ll see a couple of Greasers on the other side of
hole which you can ignore and go left, then you’ll see that fat Greaser
Hal in the other room but he’ll run off. Keep going around the outside
of the building and take out the next few Greasers, this is getting
dull. Keep going around and out of the next room and across the
hallway into the opposite room and grab Lola’s lipstick.
Now head up the next set of stairs.
Up the stairs you’ll have a welcoming part of three Greasers you can do a
couple things here, rush them and beat their skulls in, stay on the stairs
and use the scope of the slingshot and shoot them in the head or stay or
use a firecracker or two, the latter approach isn’t recommended as you may
need them. Once they’re dealt with go through the next set of rooms on the
right to get the bag of laundry and to trigger a cut scene.
Norton has accessorised with a massive sledgehammer, needless to say if you
get hit by that it’s going to hurt. Don’t worry too much though because if
you get knocked out here you’ll automatically reload here so you don’t have
to do the whole mission again. Use up any projectile weapons you have on
your person and once you run out take out your slingshot, Norton is very
slow because of the sledgehammer and you can quite happily aim at him and
walk causally away from him so just keep plugging away at him. When you
see him swing the sledgehammer, move and when he’s out of breath you
could rush in and get in a few punches but the slingshot method is the
safest.
Pick the sledgehammer go up to the battered wall that somehow managed to
repair itself after Norton already broke it and swing you Nunchuk, yes
that’s right for some reason you have to swing your Nunchuk not the wiimote.
I think you can see what to do next, head down a floor and smash the wall in
the room to the right and grab Lola’s keys, smash the next wall and then
head down to the ground floor. Now go to the left and smash the walls there,
grab the perfume and leave the tenements the way you came in, sadly you don’t
get to keep the sledgehammer. It’s just a simple case of returning the items
to Lola under the bridge.
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Discreet Deliveries [DIDE]
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Unlocks:
Respect:
Money: $50.00
In the science lab the teacher is tripping but he’s still sober enough to ask
you to deliver some packages. On your bike young Hopkins and get down to New
Coventry to the entrance of the still closed off Blue Skies Industrial Park.
Five markers will show up, wo in New Coventry, two in Bullworth town and one
near the gym, head over to them in the allotted time limit and delivery them
it’s straight forward stuff and after delivering four head back to school and
give the last package to Mr. Burton. After that’s done return to the lab to
get your rewards, that’s right it was hair growth formula all the long.
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The rumble [TRML]
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Unlocks:
Chapter IV: A Healthy Mind in a Healthy Body & Other Lies
Stronghold Assault
Here’s to you Ms. Philips
Respect:
Greasers to 100
Money:
Now before you do this mission I must point out that if you want the prisoner
clothes you’ll have to get detention enough times to be shovelling the car part
from snow up to 9 snow piles because afterwards the snow will be gone, so get
some snowball fights in as well if you care about stats.
Again under the bridge Lola is quite annoyed there is a massive fight over Lola
and you’re not part of it. Naturally you want to be part of it, ignore all the
brawlers and find Peanut in New Coventry. He’s on a bike and runs off once he
spots you so get after him. Once you find him hiding in an alley he’ll set some
goons on you, knock all three of them out and get the information you need.
Johnny turns up and is really quite annoyed, he knocks you over in one feel
swoop but then the cops show up.
It’s every man for himself, you’re plonked on a bike and you have to outrun the
police so keep cycling hard to keep your distance. Eventually at the end of the
track you’ll end up in a junkyard arena. Johnny is riding around on a bike with
a steel bar while a group of Greasers are on the outskirts for the show. Pete,
for some reason, appears and wants to get to the magnetic crane to pick up
Johnny’s bike so you have to use your slingshot and knock off the Greasers on
the cars so Pete can get a path to the crane controls. Once Pete gets to the
crane it’s just a matter of beating up Johnny, he isn’t so tough so you
shouldn’t have any real problems. You can also use you slingshot on him while
he’s riding around on the bike if you want a different challenge. In some ways
it’s easier as you just keep him targeted, keep moving to avoid the stuff being
thrown at you and move our the way when he charges you and you don’t have to
fight him afterwards.
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