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BONUS 03: THIS IS A STEAKOUT! {B1003}
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SUMMARY: Gather 100 stars while navigating a stage composed primarily of meat 
products.
STAGE: This is a Steakout!
POINTS: 700

From where you appear, jump ahead to the floating island that looks like a 
piece of prime rib.  There's a round of cheese here, and a star.  From there, 
you can jump out to another such island, though there's a huge steak fork 
sliding back and forth that can knock you into the pit if you collide.  Wait 
until it has extended its furthest to the right and has just started to 
recede, then double jump over to the next ledge and collect the stars.

Beyond that, you'll find some floating sausage rounds.  Hop along those and 
collect the stars, then to another stake platform, and from there along more 
of the sausage rounds (collecting stars along the way).  You'll now come to 
another set of the sausage rounds, but these are more dangerous because of the 
forks passing through.  You'll use the same strategy to avoid these that 
worked for you with the previous fork, and eventually arrive on another steak 
platform.

Double jump to yet another steak bit, then look ahead and you'll see a stack 
of lunch meat.  When you jump on it, note that it is springy and will cause 
you to bounce upward.  Don't allow yourself to be startled.  Let yourself 
bounce until you've had a chance to get your bearings, then bounce up the next 
few ledges until you're standing on a sausage round and looking forward to a 
rotating piece of meat.

This segment is tricky for a few reasons.  As you head forward, you'll need to 
prevent the slowly rotating meat from forcing you to drop into the pit.  There 
are ten chunks you'll have to head along, collecting stars on the way, and 
you'll need to double jump to leave one for the next.  Also, there are huge 
chunks of meat over some of those gaps, so you have to time your jumps just as 
the meat is passing so that it doesn't come through and knock you into the pit 
as you're moving.  These things you might manage easily enough, but the camera 
also has the unfortunate tendency to swing to the side as you complete some 
jumps.  Be ready for it and don't let it distract you so much that you fall 
into the pit.

When you reach the other side of that meaty gauntlet, you'll come to a steak 
ledge, followed by more of the springy lunch meat, then another steak ledge.  
Ahead, you'll see bits of sirloin on a pole.  They will serve as a platform, 
but they rotate after staying still for approximately one second.  To make 
your way along these, you must wait until they start to rotate, then jump out 
so that you land as the rotation stops.  Count one second, then double jump to 
the next segment as the platform begins to turn.  Keep repeating that process 
to make your way across a series of three such sirloin ledges, at which point 
you'll notice a fork in the path.  Continue along the one straight ahead to 
find a place where you can jump to a hamburger patty and ride it over to a 
distant ledge that contains 10 stars.  Collect them, then ride back across and 
from there jump along the sirloin tidbits to safety that is now located to 
your upper left in the form of a series of steak platforms.

Hop along the series of stake platforms and at the top you'll see an open 
hamburger.  When you jump onto the meat patty, it will hesitate for a moment 
and then start gliding forward.  Along the way, you'll encounter dinner forks 
stuck into sausages.  You have to jump over these as the hamburger patty 
continues its trip forward.  Be careful not to brush against the forks, as 
that will slow you down and your ride may get away from you.  Give yourself 
plenty of time to jump over each bit of dinnerware.  It seems like the jumps 
are easiest just near the part where the fork branches to its tines.  Staying 
too far left will mean you have to jump higher, and double jumps seem to slow 
you down.  At the end of the ride, you'll find a stake ledge with some CHEESE 
resting on it, in case you need a health refill.

Ahead, you'll see another of the open hamburgers.  Jump onto the patty, then 
ride through another set of forks.  In this case, it seems to work best if you 
stay near the front of the burger and press against each fork as you can, then 
manage a small hop over it and keep near the patty as it passes the next one.  
If you let yourself fall behind much at all, you'll fall into the pit.

Past the forks, you'll find another solid ledge, this time looking forward to 
a series of sausage rounds that are rotating ahead of you in a circle.  You 
can jump out and press the 'Action' button to grab onto the tip of any of 
them, which you should do.  This causes you to crawl along the ledges.  Head 
to the end of the first set, then let it carry you in a complete loop so you 
don't miss any stars.  At the top of the loop, you can jump out to the next 
set of sausages, and repeat that to work your way across the series of moving 
ledges, collecting stars as you go.

When you reach the end, there's a single stationary ledge you can head across, 
followed by more steak that leads to the end of the stage.  You'll receive 200 
Gusteau points for your trouble, plus 500 more for collecting all 100 stars.  
Then you're returned to the world you were exploring.