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C.  SHORESIDE VALE
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When you get here and walk into the yellow marker at the cop shop, you’re 
told to go to the new blip on the radar which is a clothing store.  You 
need some lawyery lookin’ duds.  Head there and get some.  Of course when 
you do, they also become available at the safehouse . . . .as soon as you 
get one here.  Head back over to the cop shop and enter the marker.  Now 
you’ve got your first mission on this island.

1.  SALVATORE LEONE PART OMFG EVEN VITO CORLEONE DIED AT SOME POINT!
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Rough Justice –

You’ve got to go pick up some buddies and then hunt down some Forelli’s.  
Head to the blue marker and grab your friends.  Oh yeah, you need a 4 
seater car, so don’t show up in an Infernus like I did.  Now take your 
pals over to the red blips and lets bust up some cars.  When you get to a 
car, just run into it and you’ll start your little gang war.  Take care 
of the 10 or so Forelli’s that come after you, and then you can move on 
to the other car.  Repeat the performance over there and you’ll complete 
the mission and get $2500.  You have a safehouse on the north side of the 
map here, so go up there and do that.  It’s a big beautiful house this 
time, and do you know, I was angry as hell the first time I saw it 
because I thought it didn’t have a garage.

Dead Reckoning –

Make sure you start this mission with a rocket launcher in your pocket (or 
are you just happy to see me?)  You’re going to need it.  We’re going to 
get Paulie Sindacco.  Take a PCJ 600 for this one too.  This level is 
quick and easy.  Head to the yellow marker and drive into it and watch 
the little cutscene.  When its over, take off like a bat out of hell, 
heading for the bridge over to Staunton Island (I know, this doesn’t 
sound right, but trust me, it’ll work.  On the curve just before the 
airport, there is a little path to the left and just to make things 
helpful, its on your map.  Go down this little path and it ends at a 
broken bridge that overlooks the river.  You’re simply going to stand out 
on the edge and wait for Paulie to come by in the boat.  You’ll get a 
couple of guys that want to run up on you and shoot you, but just whack 
‘em with a AK47 or something and watch for Paulie.  It doesn’t take long. 
When you’ve got him in sight, sight him with the rocket launcher and just 
start chuckin’ rockets at him.  2 or 3 rockets and one of them is bound 
to hit.  Ignore it if you’re getting shot at, especially if you’ve got 
full armor and health, focus on hitting the boat with the rockets.  When 
you do, Paulie’s dead, missions over, $3000 just for you.  Donald calls 
you when this mission is over too.  Apparently he is sucking up now and 
he has some stuff for you to do, and his red “D” now appears just down 
the road from Salvatore’s.

Shogun Showdown –

Time to start island hopping.  Get your assignment from Salvatore, and 
he’s going to send you back over to Staunton Island to check out the 
Yakuza compound, so off we go. Pull into the yellow marker you see in 
Aspatria.  You’ll get there only to find you can’t get in, so we have to 
be creative.  Take off up the road and look around for a Yakuza Stinger. 
You shouldn’t have to go far to find one and you should be able to 
recognize it quickly with its telltale Silver/Red paintjob.  Grab it and 
head back to the compound, and when you arrive, the gate will open for 
you like you own the place.  You are told to pull in and look around the 
compound.  You quickly discover that they have a tank stashed in there, 
and you want to destroy it.  Well, you would think you have options, but 
you really don’t.  Don’t bother wasting rockets from the open garage 
behind it, it doesn’t work, and for some reason, the guards don’t even 
turn around and look when you start firing them.  I guess we’re going to 
have to steal the damn thing.  Do that.  Quickest way to do away with it 
is just to find a cliff and drive it off into the water.  Please jump out 
before it goes over.  No matter what CJ learned how to do in San Andreas, 
we still don’t know how to swim in Liberty City.  Once it goes in the 
water, the mission is over and you are $3000 richer.  Keep in mind, that 
if you played this mission the same way I did, which would be the “let’s 
see how much shit I can destroy with this tank before I sink it” method, 
when the mission ends and you get paid, you will keep whatever wanted 
level you got in the mission, so you’ll still have to find a way to get 
rid of it.  Have fun!  Ok, we’re done with Salvatore . . . . again.  
Sometime shortly after this, you will get a strange phone call from a 
distinctly oriental woman and a new mission start point will appear on 
your map as a white “T” in Torrington on Staunton Island.  You’ll soon 
discover that this is Toshiko Kasen, the sister of the kinky Asuko Kasen 
from GTA III (She can whip me anytime!)