13.  Russell In The Hole --

Unlocks Chapter II
Unlocks mission 'Hattrick vs Galloway'
Unlocks mission 'Last Minute Shopping'
Nerd respect +5
Bully respect +100

The whole thing has been a trap, and your "buddy" Gary has lured you here to
fight with Russell, the biggest, meanest bully on campus.  Being that this
is the final mission in Chapter I, you know right away that this isn't going
to be an easy fight.  When the fight begins, Russell's health meter is put
at the top of the screen, surely because it is way to freakin' long to put
on the right side like the rest of them have been.  This fight is tough, but
Russell has some weak spots and it's important to figure out what those are
as early as possible.  Here are some DO's and DONT's to get you through:

DONT let Russell grab you, get yourself free as quickly as possible if he 
     does.
DONT let Russell hit you with his charge attack.  He will slam you into the
     Wall and do serious damage to you.
DONT try to do more than 2 or 3 combo attacks on him.  He will soon block 
     you and knock you down.
DONT attempt charge attacks, he wont give you the time to pull them off.
DONT try any weapons aside from firecrackers, they won't work.

DO use firecrackers.  They do decent damage to him.
DO dodge his charge attacks.  This will cause him to slam into the wall and 
     stun himself, at which point you can beat him stupid.  (stupider?)
DO throw a firecracker at him after he's stunned himself on the wall.

Survive this battle as the winner, and you'll watch the cutscene in which 
Gary then makes fun of both you and Russell.  Gary will leave and you will 
make peace with Russell and earn the respect of the bullies.  At this point,
you have completed Chapter I and the front gates of Bullworth Academy open
so you can further explore.