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                               5: Characters
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                                   [050]
Fox McCloud:
The hero of the story! Yes the orange and white galaxy saving wonder of the err
...Galaxy? Yep! Fox is back in his latest bid to stop the evil villains in their
maniacal quest to take over the Lylat. This Vulpine wonder miraculously manages
to destroy fleets, with the help of his comrades, that entire Cornerian fleets
can't touch. He's that good. Mainly because He's with the player! That means he
has infinite lives and can try over and over again! What a deal!


Krystal:
Dude 1:"That thar blue foxy lady? Who be she?"
Dude 2:"Arrr that pretty lady be Krystal!"
Dude 3:"OMG j00 be frry!?!? j00 suxxorz!11!""
Dude 1:"Shut up oob!"
Dude 3:"No joo n00b!11!"

Yes, this would be the average conversation about this character. Previously
decked out in a loincloth/bikini outfit, she has adopted an outfit more
appropriate for her role as a female fighter pilot: A generic skin-tight flight
suit. Definitely less revealing and I can't wait to hear the people start
whining about that! This mysterious vixen has a mysterious background and not
much is known about her goals in life even. All we know is that she was
searching for the cause of her parents death/destruction of her planet. She is
the Love interest of Fox and obviously loves him, though he is embarrassed about
it, and doesn't like to speak about it.

Falco Lombardi:
Widely known as a sarcastic and arrogant hot-head, Falco is a skilled pilot 
though not up to Fox's level. Having returned to the Starfox team after going
AWOL out of boredom he is now a valued member of the team. He appears to be
always carrying some massive firearm or bazooka. He doesn't look very forgiving.
He has his same cocky attitude, but has shed his sarcastic, arrogant, ways and
become more caring, though still a but hotheaded.


Peppy: Peppy has taken a job controlling the great fox, though he still doesn't
fully accept his retirement. He' getting old though.

Slippy: The confirmed MALE toad. Not any relation to the Toad of Mario fame.
This hot piece of manhood is definitely a catch for anybody! Even if you aren't
into guys, you can sell him on E-bay for a good chunk of money! His amazing and
overwhelming masculinity is displayed within a minute of you starting the first
level. "OWOWOWOWOWOWW!"


G. Pepper:
Pepper is your commanding officer, who has instructed you since the beginning of
the Starfox series. His looks have changed quite a bit over the years, but I
think that they have settled on a look and he won't look any different.

Andrew Oikoney:
The leader of the remnants of Andross's forces, Andrew leads a rebellion and
attempts to wage war on the Lylat once again. He isn't very successful though,
and gets owned pretty quick.

Pigma Dengar
Ahh, good old Pigma. In Starfox 64 he was just a whiny, wierd, stupid guy. Now
He's all that, but he wears only pink and a sports bra. And if you thought it
couldn't get any stranger than that, you thought wrong. I won't spoil the game
for you, but you'll see. Pigma is no longer a part of Starwolf.

Wolf O'Donnell
Wold is the leater of the Starwolf team who are, supposedly, the Starfox team's
nemisis. This doesn't turn out to be quite true though, as you will see in the
game. Wolf is deeply in love with his "Darling Wolfen" and will suffer no-one
to cross him.

Leon Powalski
Leon is a torture-loving psychopath who would love nothing more than to make
you quail in fear before he roasts you in a vat. He's has a high scratchy voice
and is Falco's rival.

Panther Caroso
The new member of the Starwolf team, Pather is a ladies man. He will constantly
hit on Krystal, who also happens to be his rival, and has a rose on his Wolfen.
He has a spanish accent and has black fur.

ROB
Rob is the starfox teams robot. His purpose is to repair the ship, offer
tactical advice, and other such deuties. And more if you have a sicko mind and
write a Krystal+Rob love trilogy. *Curses under breath at somebody*