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			(TM)  How To Get Married
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So you want to get married, eh?  Or you don't and you want to know why 
anyone would?  Well, the first thing you get when you get married is A
LOT of renown.  Then you can get gifts, even the second best weapon in
the game as a gift.  So there are some benefits.  So here's how to do it.

  Step 1.  Buy a marital home.
  Step 2.  Make a woman (or man) fall in love with you.
  Step 3.  Buy a wedding ring.
  Step 4.  Give the wedding ring to the woman in love with you.
  Step 5.  Talk to the woman that has the wedding ring.
  Step 6.  Say yes.

Okay, I made it all sound very easy, because, well, it is.  Once you
know how at least.

1. Buying a marital home is the easiest part, all you have to do is
   go to the town you want to have a wife in and buy it.
2. Making a woman (or man) fall in love with you, can be tricky.  The
   biggest factor in people's ability to fall in love with you is
   renown.  So, even though you can get married at the very start of
   the game, it is alot easier once you have some renown.
   It is also harder for evil characters to have people fall in love
   with them, but it is still easy.  Good characters can have women
   fall in love with them, simply by them seeing your character.
   You will know when they are in love with you because they will be
   highlighted green.
	TIP 1:  Give gifts.  In general, the more expensive, the better
		the result is.  Try giving them a gem or two.
	TIP 2:  Don't keep giving them the same gifts.
	TIP 3:  Talk to them.
	TIP 4:  Use your expressions on them (flirt, manly arm pump, etc)
	TIP 5:  Use trophies near them.  This increases your renown and
		gives a temporary boost to their relationship with you.
	TIP 6:  Ugly mofo's don't get the girl, a high attractiveness and
		a low scariness helps getting women to like you.
3. Buying a wedding ring is as easy as buying a home, unless you're
   trying to get a good deal.  Go to Oakvale to get the best deal I
   know about (without stealing, or finding that is).
4. Giving the wedding ring to the woman in love is actually the easiest
   step now that I think about it, no, the last step is.  Getting
   married just gets easier and easier.
   Uh... anyway, find the woman who fell in love with you and using
   either the start menu or quick menu, go to ITEMS - GIFTS and find
   your wedding ring, make sure the woman you want to give the ring to
   is highlighted when you give it to them.
	NOTE:  If you happen to give a wedding ring to someone who is not
	       in love with you, they won't take it so you won't waste it
	       but if you gave it to someone who is in love with you, but
	       isn't the person you wanted to have it, you wasted a
	       perfectly good wedding ring.
5. Now that she has the ring, talk to her and she will say one of the
   pre-set lines of "why not, lets get married".
6. A short delay and a conformation box will pop up and you can go
   ahead and get married.

Thats it, you can have 1 wife per town (5 in total including Lady Grey).

Your wife will periodically give you gifts.  I've been given gifts as
often as a gift a day (not for like 10 days straight, but like 3 or 4).
Gifts that you can get are simply items from the shops in the town your
wife lives in.

Here are some worth while rewards I've gotten, and from where:
	Plate Chest Piece - Bowerstone South
 	Solous Sword - Bowerstone North (Lady Grey)

Now, to keep your wife happy, just go back to her once in a while, talk
to her, sleep with her, give her gifts, use expressions on her, etc.
I honestly believe that the type of gifts (value wise) as well as the
frequency in which she gives them to you, is based on some secret
un-available (to us) level of happiness with the relationship.

Ok, the last part of being married is, breaking up.  There are two ways
that you can... get rid of your wife.
  1. Kill her.
  2. Get divorced.
Now, this may sound odd, but getting divorced earns you as much as 600
evil points, and killing your wife earns like 16....  To divorce your
wife, simply beat the living hell out of her with your fists.  Talk to
her, if she hasn't decided on getting divorced yet, beat her some more.
Just keep doing that until she says its over.

Just in case anyone has not heard, or has heard otherwise, YOU CAN NOT
HAVE CHILDREN!