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[7.04] Natural Scientist

Career: Natural Science
Job: Rogue Botanist [Level 6]

Laganaphyllis Simnovorii
This bizarre bovine vegetation is large enough to swallow your next-door
neighbour whole. In fact, it WILL eat your neighbours. Your friends will be
hard-pressed to resist the tantalizing vine-cake of the carniverous
Laganaphyllis Simnovorii. After it has consumed some prey, milk it for sweet,
rejuvenating nectar of life. A swig of this liquid refreshment will add 
precious days to a Sim's life and wash away any regret they may have over
their visitor's fate.

Ahh, the imfamous cow plant, the "murderer" of many unlucky Sims. Maybe I 
should make a Sim Movie over this, a Series of Eaten Events. Anyway, this
nasty thing has a fetish for Sim meat, I guess the butcher ran out of meat
when he served this customer. 

This force of Nature is more than a cow that happened to breed with a plant.
This force of Nature happens to be more stronger than the Social Bunny, 
aliens, zombies, glitches, Grim Reaper and the imfamous and dreaded Jump Bug
put together. This freak of nature "removes" their prey from the face of the
Earth that the Grim Reaper cannot even pull out a cell phone or even make a
note on his clipboard. 

This thing is the closest that Maxis allowed to murder another so far in this
rather limited series. Sure, the slow disease, isolation without food or even
as far as the pool with no ladder could kill under your command, this one will
live in your Sim's memories. 

You can feed this thing two things. You can buy, well ... assorted giant meat
part for §35 and feed it to this abnormal thing but that will be besides the
point and it won't give any elixir. The second method of course is feeding,
no no no, that is too bad a word. Retake. The second method is unleashing (yes
a good word) this ... thing on your neighbours and this plant will sort them
into breakfast, lunch and ... well not tea. This plant will get hungry every 
12 hours. It places a cake on its tongue on lures the AI to come. Your Sim's 
AI is not as stupid but the neighbours are. 

Also, Sims that have a green stink cloud are not considered good eating as the
Cow plant decides that rotten food will not so. So low hygiene Sims will have
to have a shower before munch time. This includes zombies so wash and recycle 
and save ... the environment. 

When you decide to milk this cow, you can drink the elixir that will rewind 
the days. It will rewind about 5 days in fact. Your Sim will not get any bad
dreams about this new tasty beverage, I mean, they will remember it but just 
not in a bad way. Sims don't get bad memories of this kind of death, I just
it was natural for them but certainally not for me. I find it disturbing 
[suddenly, FAQ writer fetches a Remington Shotgun and start looking for a
cow plant to use ...]. 

Victims of this plant will be light green, not like their disease neighbours
and will spend the night taunting this poor plant with some, ghoulish meat. 
They never got it though. Although this plant does wind back time, it does
not wind back time while at Uni so the best you can do is slaughter the 
damn place and drink them for the fun of it. You can only get this in a 
secret society while you are in Uni.