No. Now, I’d like a glass of your finest cabernet and uh… oh, let’s see… the “chicken strips”.
Then where are you from? Us? People?

It’s on the Internet, actually. Now where are my chicken strips?
I’m off now. This isn’t my shift.

I WANT MY CHICKEN STRIPS!
Okay don’t have a fit! (to bartender) Don, this guy wants some chicken strips and a “glass of cabernet”.

DON: The kitchen’s closed, a--hole! And we don’t serve no fancy-schmancy “cabernet” here. The closest I got is Mr. Pibb.

“Mr. Pibb”? Why don’t I just drink out of the toilet? Anyway… Bilzarbra, I read here that you are an actress with several film credits to your name.
Yeah.

I watched your performance last night as Topless Beach Bunny #3 in Operation Bikini III. I found it absolutely riveting. I would rank it up there with Renée Maria Falconetti’s portrayal of the title role in Carl Theodor Dreyer’s The Passion of Joan of Arc.
Oh yeah! Rex Surewood is such a great director!

You do not have to remind me! Surely his canon belongs up there with that of Bresson, Ozu and Fassbinder.
Yeah. Exactly.

Yes. The performance he got from your breasts was remarkable. In a mere five seconds, they speak volumes.
Are you making fun of me?
 

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