Forty-three! High five!
No more “high fives”.

Oh, I see… club policy. That’s cool by me. Hey! Do you know Jimmy Buffett?
No.

Too bad. That guy’s awesome. Oh! Do you know Dan Marino?
No. I don’t know Dan Marino.

Aw man. I wanted his autograph. Remember when he threw the ball and the guy made a touchdown? Yes! Excitement!
Yeah. He was a good quarterback.

Do you know Crockett and Tubbs?
They’re fictional characters! And before you ask: No. I don’t know Scarface, Tom Petty, 2 Live Crew or the Golden Girls.

Oh… well, that about wraps up my questions.
That’s it?

Uh, yeah. Why do you ask?
So, you used your keen journalistic instincts to uncover that I was from Florida and I don’t know Dan Marino.
 

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