Meet Zena

Zena Zeppelin

Interview by David Fingerhut
Photography by Barnabas Savage

VITAL STATS

BORN: August 1, 1982
HOMETOWN: Bell End, Florida
MAJOR: Stevedoring/Management
HEIGHT: 5’ 4’’
WEIGHT: 130 lbs
MEASUREMENTS: 38-24-37
TURN-ONS: stubble, suntan lotion, dinghies
TURN-OFFS: snow, bigotry, Charlie Daniels
HOBBIES: sailing, surfing, crystal radio kits
FAVORITE MOVIE: Captain Ron
FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: Thunder in Paradise
FAVORITE SONG: “Thunder in Paradise Theme Song”
ROLE MODEL: Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin
FAVORITE FOOD: fried gulf shrimp
MARITAL STATUS: Single


I stroll through the double doors into Fat Sam’s (the local strip club) and my eyes behold a magnificent feast: a bevy of buxom surgically-enhanced babes, all hand-picked by Mr. Sam himself.

Then I behold a second magnificent feast: a large, wooden peanut barrel by the stairwell. I gorge myself on peanuts for the next hour or so and then sit myself down at the foot of the stage.

Fat Sam announces Zena over the loudspeaker and she seductively saunters out to the strains of Britny Fox’s “Girlschool”. She’s wearing next to nothing in the form of a Catholic school uniform – a sweaty, writhing, bouncy little package of adolescent fantasy. After she finishes, I introduce myself and we retire to one Sam’s private booths to talk.

So, you’re from Florida. Man, that’s a wild town.
It’s a state.

I was in Daytona Beach for Spring Break last year. Yeah! Good times! Party naked ‘til you puke! High five!
Spring break? How old are you?

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