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12. MISSION 11: LAUNCH PLAYBOY.COM
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In this mission, you enter the world of the Internet. Upon completing
the mission, you launch Playboy.com. But it's not easy though.

a. Get Three Tech Friends
b. Put out multiple tech issues
c. Get to know Angelica Church
d. Fulfil's Angelica's fantasy
e. Sign Angelica on
f. Host Nettie Awards party
g. Impress Jimmy GrahamHost Nettie Awards party
h. Sign Binary Chaos
i. Pay starting costs

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a. Get Three Tech Friends
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I hope by now that "making friends" means inviting someone into your
Inner Circle. Throw a party with all the techies and invite three of
them into your Inner Circle.

NOTE: You may only find three in the invitation list anyway, and 
worse, less than three. Be glad to know that you've at least one tech 
friend already from the tip I gave in the earlier mission.

TIP: Get contents from your tech friends, because you will need them.
Make sure that the contents have high tech & toys demographics. 

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b. Put out multiple tech issues
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Choice 1: 3 issues of 15+ tech & toys demographics
Choice 2: 2 issues of 25+ tech & toys demographics

If I'm you, I'll go for choice 1, since you need to produce
"only" 45+ points instead of 50+ points. You also make more money with 
more issues, yes?

The normal rules apply for pictorials and articles, as in get staff
who has tech & toys as their interests, preferably first interest.

Not as difficult as it sound. 

TIP: Put out the issue progressively. There's no need to do three 
issues at once. You should have one interview and one essay from 
objective a, use them to publish your first issue now. 

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c. Get to know Angelica Church
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Easy, but pray that Melody Essex is available for the party too. Do
the party at the pool.

Develop a professional relationship with Angelica. She won't sign a 
contract yet though.

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d. Fulfil Angelica's Fantasy
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Another lesby request. If you've Melody in the party, lead both into 
the grotto and introduce them romantically until they hit it off.

NOTE: If Melody is not available for selection in the invitation list,
you will have to end the first party and throw another party to have
both of them together.

UPDATE (6.30.05): Shawn wrote that it's possible to fulfil Angelica's 
fantasy without Melody Essex!He mentioned that "I didn't have Melody on 
my list of people to invite but I threw the pool party with Angelica 
nevertheless.  I was still able to complete her fantasy by having Hef 
take her in the bushes during that same party.  Not sure if it was a 
glitch as I only tried it once". This tip is unverified. Anyone who 
tries it, please let me know whether it works.

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e. Sign Angelica on
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You know how to do this. What? You don't? Professional talk again
until she signs contract, man!

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f. Host Nettie Awards Party
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You need to get to Will Frates, the boss of Binary Chaos. Binary Chaos
is the company who will help launch your website, by the way. Host the
Nettie Awards party. The guests will be pre-picked, but get two female
staff in too (Playmates preferably). Unfortunately, Frates can't make 
it, and has sent his horny assistant, Jimmy Graham instead. You know 
what that means.

Anyway, during the party, keep the guests happy as usual, but your main 
aim is to impress Jimmy.

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g. Impress Jimmy Graham
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You need to develop a professional relationship with Jimmy until Dick
pops up (I like that phrase, Dick pops up!) to tell you that Jimmy "is
taking Playboy.com seriously". As usual, impress the guests and then
end the party to end the Host Nettie Awards Party objective too. You get 
$50,000 for hosting the party, but it takes $70,000+ to host it...

Jimmy still needs two girls to fulfil his hidden motives. Introduce 
two girls to him romantically after the party. The romantic relationships 
need to be 100% before you can "impress" him. Bastard. 

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h. Sign Binary Chaos
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Finally, you get to meet Will. Throw a party for him, develop a 
professional relationship and then sign a contract with him.

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i. Pay starting costs
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The more people you keep happy at the Nettie Awards, the lower your
starting cost. You need to pay the money anyway, and by now you should
be a multi-millionaire. Why bother stooping so low as to lick the asses
of those assholes?

Pay the money to end this objective and the mission. You unlock the
Regency Rug!

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