When you get a score of 25,000 or higher in Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 and you'll get a new mail.

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| From: HR Coordinator
| Subject: New High Score!
| Date: 12-12-2145
| Body:
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| Congratulations! You set a new high score in Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3!!!
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| Your parents can rest easier knowing that they have raised another shining
| example of humanity.
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| Due to the incredible amount of time you wasted punching poor defenseless
| turkeys, your vacation time has been docked two days.
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| Have a nice day.
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